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1 analysis included per year, with tracking across years. Renews annually; cancel in one click.
A measured facial analysis with the reference population stated, the uncertainty printed, and an evidence-graded plan. Reviewed by a trained human before you see it. In 48 hours.
Every card below is one finding, hedged the way its own source hedges it, with the over-reading it invites named and refused.
15 of 15 cards are withheld. A card may not be published until an independent reader has checked its source against the primary paper. Until then we would be rating a claim on the strength of a paper nobody here has opened, which is the same defect as asserting one. How we cite.
4 of these cards exist in order to refuse a popular claim rather than to make one. Refusing publicly is content, so they are published as refusals — under the same verification rule as the rest.
Card A1 is not published yet.
CLM-EARN-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card A2 is not published yet.
CLM-HIRE-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card A3 is not published yet.
CLM-TIPS-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card A4 is not published yet.
CLM-DATE-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card A5 is not published yet.
CLM-DATE-02 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card A6 is not published yet.
CLM-HALO-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card B1 is not published yet.
CLM-SYMM-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card B2 is not published yet.
CLM-INTEL-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card B3 is not published yet.
CLM-LONG-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card B4 is not published yet.
CLM-LAW-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card B5 is not published yet.
CLM-EDU-03 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card C1 is not published yet.
CLM-EARN-02 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card C2 is not published yet.
CLM-EARN-04 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card C3 is not published yet.
CLM-EARN-03 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Card C4 is not published yet.
CLM-HAPPY-01 rests on a citation that is pending, not verified (C3).
Fixating on one feature, asking an app for a number out of ten, or measuring.
| Step | Fixating alone | Instant rating app | Beauty Privilege |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | You decide one feature is the problem | An app gives you a number out of 10 | Every region is measured, with its uncertainty |
| 2 | You search for procedures for that feature | The number changes with your lighting | Percentiles are stated against a named reference population |
| 3 | You book a consult with someone who sells that procedure | You get one-word tips | Recommendations are evidence-graded and contraindication-checked |
| 4 | You are assessed by someone with a financial interest | Nobody looked at your face | A trained human reviews your analysis before release |
| 5 | You get a result you did not plan for | You check again tomorrow | You get a costed, dated plan and a way to measure whether it worked |
Every one of these changes a number in your report, not a word in it.
You declare your ancestry, sex and age band, and your percentiles are computed against norm tables for that group. We never infer it from your photographs.
A measurement whose confidence interval is too wide on your images is suppressed rather than reported as a percentile.
Anything unsafe for you is removed from the plan before you see it, not flagged after.
The plan is banded by cost and by time to visible effect, so it is a plan you could actually follow rather than a wish list.
Goals, routine, health, and the wellbeing screen.
On your phone, with an overlay and a distance meter.
The measurements are computed, then checked and signed by a named reviewer. 48 hours.
Yours to keep, print and take to a clinician.
Your own pixels, moved. A visualization is a deterministic warp of your photograph by the size of a change we described — not a generated face, and not a prediction of a result.
Your next analysis is compared to your last one, on the same axes, with the same error budget.
Every tracked number is drawn with its confidence band. A change smaller than the band is not a change, and we will say so rather than let you read a trend into noise.
The count is the sum of this table. It is checked against the specification on every build.
| Region | Code | Tests |
|---|---|---|
| General / whole-face | GEN | 8 |
| Eyebrows | BRW | 14 |
| Eyes & periorbital | EYE | 26 |
| Nose | NOS | 17 |
| Lips & perioral | LIP | 16 |
| Cheeks & midface | CHK | 13 |
| Jaw & mandible | JAW | 11 |
| Chin | CHN | 8 |
| Smile & dentition | SML | 13 |
| Neck & submental | NCK | 11 |
| Ears | EAR | 12 |
| Skin | SKN | 20 |
| Hair & hairline | HAR | 12 |
The same measurement is a different percentile against a different reference population, and we tell you which one you are being compared to.
Which tests we could not report honestly depends on your photographs, so no two reports contain the same set.
Two people with the same measurements get different plans if one of them is pregnant, or on isotretinoin, or allergic to something.
A named reviewer can change or remove anything in your report, and their name is on the front of it.
521 landmark points with a solved perspective camera, so measurements are taken on a reconstructed mesh rather than on pixels.
Percentiles computed against sex, ancestry and age band, with the source of every norm table published.
Every analysis is checked by a trained reviewer whose name and credential appear on your report.
We do not produce an attractiveness score. Every publicly available training set for that task is both non-commercially licensed and demonstrably biased by ethnicity.
A percentile is meaningless without a reference group. "The 70th percentile" is a different statement depending on who the other 99 people are.
So we ask you to declare your ancestry, and we compute your percentiles against reference data measured on that population — not against a single global standard. The neoclassical proportion canons that most facial-aesthetics content is built on hold in 0% to 33% of real people even in the populations they were derived from, and they were derived from European faces.
Where we don't have good normative data for your group, we say so and show you the raw measurement instead of inventing a percentile. That gap is real, it is worst for South Asian, Middle Eastern / North African and Latin American reference data, and we publish which tables we have and where they came from.
We do not infer your ancestry from your photographs. You tell us, or you skip the question and get measurements without percentiles.
See every normative table we use
Bozkir et al. 2004; Khoshab et al. 2022; Farkas, Katic & Forrest 2005
Six guided photographs, taken on your phone, with the camera geometry solved rather than assumed.
€149 per year
1 analysis included per year, with tracking across years. Renews annually; cancel in one click.
€179 one-time
One analysis, no subscription, never renews.
Full refund any time before your analysis starts, and for 30 days after your report is delivered — for any reason, including that you read it and did not like it. You keep the report.
If we miss 48 hours we refund half automatically, and if we miss it by another day we refund all of it and you still get the report. You do not have to ask.
If the wellbeing screen says this product is not right for you, we stop and refund you in full without you asking.
Get my analysisA real person, in a thread that has your analysis in front of it. Not a widget from another company.
The reviewer writes to you about what they changed and what they were unsure about.
Reports you have already had stay readable whether or not you renew.
Partly, yes — and you should, for background reading. What a chat model cannot do is measure. It cannot place 521 landmark points on your face with a known error budget, it cannot solve for your camera's focal length and correct the perspective distortion that makes a phone selfie read your nose as up to 6.4% longer than it is, and it cannot tell you where a measurement sits in a population it has normative data for. It also cannot tell you when it is uncertain. Roughly 15% of our measurements get suppressed on a typical set of photos because the confidence interval is too wide to report a percentile honestly — a language model will give you a confident number every time.
No, and we won't. Every publicly available dataset for training an attractiveness model is both licensed for research only and demonstrably biased: a standard model trained on the largest of them predicts systematically lower scores for Black and East Asian faces, and passes fairness tests on 1 of 21 group comparisons. Separately, about half of the variation in what people find attractive is private taste formed by each individual's own history — it is not a property of your face, and no score can capture it.
We report measurements against a stated reference population, and 7 trait axes, separately.
A rating app returns a number in seconds and nobody looks at your face. We return measurements with confidence intervals, percentiles against a reference population we name, an evidence-graded plan, and a human reviewer's name on the front. It takes 48 hours because the human is real.
That is a real risk and we take it seriously enough to turn away business over it. Before we run anything, you complete a short standardised questionnaire about how much time appearance concerns take up and how much distress they cause. If it comes back positive, we stop, refund you in full, and give you routes to people who can actually help — because for that pattern, cosmetic intervention is specifically not the effective treatment. We re-run that check every 90 days.
They are destroyed 90 days after your report is published, and the face geometry derived from them after 30. That is enforced by a lifecycle rule, a nightly sweeper and a nightly assertion that the sweep worked, not by a promise.
The full policy, including how to delete them sooner, is at /legal/biometric-data.
Not unless you separately opt in. It is off by default, it is not bundled into your purchase, refusing it changes nothing about your product or your price, and you can withdraw it later.
Yes, once a year, and we email you 30 days and 7 days beforehand with the amount, the date and a one-click cancel link. You can also cancel without logging in. If you have not used the analysis included in your year, that email offers a free 60-day deferral instead of a charge.
If you would rather not have a subscription, the single analysis never renews.
181 biometric tests, a named reviewer, and a plan you can take to someone else. Full refund any time before your analysis starts.
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